Ann

Ann has graced the Cave Nation not once but twice, which officially makes her a regular whether she likes it or not. Her taste in cultural touchstones is impeccable, having weighed in on the iconic Breakfast Club Saturday detention of 1984 and the sweaty, passionate world of Dirty Dancing. Basically, if it defined the childhood of every person who grew up near a VHS player, Ann has opinions about it and those opinions are probably correct.

What we know about Ann from her episodes is that she appreciates a good rebellious teenager AND a good forbidden romance, which means she is either extremely fun at parties or she IS the party. Simple Minds and Bill Medley are probably both getting equal airtime in her car, and honestly that is a life well lived.

Cave Nation, treat Ann well. She has put in her time in the Cave and has clearly demonstrated she has the kind of taste that makes for a really great episode. Welcome back, Ann.