Ralph Sassano

Ralph Sassano is back, and honestly, did he ever really leave? A two-time veteran of The Rock Cave, Ralph burst onto the scene with such force that one episode simply could not contain him. That's right, he broke the laws of podcast physics and required a Part One AND a Part Two. Most guests get one shot. Ralph got two. Legend behavior.

What do we know about Ralph? We know he loves Riot, which immediately tells you this is a person of impeccable taste and zero interest in being boring at a party. If you're not familiar with Riot, Ralph will probably fix that situation for you whether you asked him to or not. He came in with Frank Sassano, because great musical taste apparently runs in the family and they figured they'd just take over the whole episode together.

Welcome Ralph to the Cave Nation family. He's basically already moved in.